- flooded the bathroom
- been informed that my mother-in-law doesn't think I'm doing such a great job keeping house (oh don't even get me started on this one please)
- forgotten how to make rice that isn't instant
- almost threw away a "good quality" table cloth (it's polyester, people)
So this morning I have:
- cleaned and mopped the front room
- taken precautions to not flood the bathroom again
- cleaned the gelatenous mass that was supposed to be rice from the saucepan, stove, and various and sundry other kitchen implements
- thrown the "good quality" table cloth in the wash to brighten it up a bit
And all before 9am.
I'll take that stiff drink now, please.
4 comments:
don't get you started on YOUR mother-in-law?
oh hell, should we swap notes or just hire a two-for-one hit man?
Doc :-)
Yes, I know, unlike yours my mother-in-law a)doesn't live next door and b) turned in her key to the apartment when I arrived. I know it could be worse but damn, I literally had not been here 2 weeks when she started making noise!
so, you're the damn Italian.
call up Bruno or Tony or someone and lets fix this shit
I um..................... don't know what you mean. *looks away and whistles*
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